Why? Because all this talking makes us thirsty and you don't want us to be thirsty.
Here's what you get ↓
The satisfaction of knowing you've quenched our thirst
That feeling of community that only comes from buying a couple of guys a drink
The ability to imbibe guilt-free knowing that you've done your part
Go ahead and take the next step right now, you'll feel better about yourself for weeks to come!